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AD&D to Real Life Stats Calculator

This quiz will calculate your attribute scores if you were to wake up one morning and suddenly discover that you were an AD&D character. Simply answer the questions below and click on the "Click for your values" button at the bottom of this page.

To figure out your alignment, take the Online Alignment Test from the makers of Dungeons and Dragons. You can also take a combined quiz to determine what class, race and alignment you would be here (that site also provides an HTML generator so you can place the information in a weblog or webpage).

Credits

The original concept for this quiz came from Dave Harper in a usenet post to rec.games.frp.dnd, archived here. The original online test was created by Bruce Blanchard, but it no longer works. You can find it archived here. Other people later added their ideas: Rachel Stewart, Anthony Argyriou, and more.

This Javascript implementation was written by Kevin Haw and any mistakes or faults are likely his doing. Please contact him with any comments or suggestions.

And so, let's begin with the quiz...

Strength

Part 1- Select from the choices below the amount that you can lift (Definition: A military press is the act of lifting something directly over your head. A good rule of thumb is that you can military press 2/3 the weight that you can bench press).

Military Press Bench Press Choice
10 lbs ( 4.5 kgs) 15 lbs ( 6.8 kgs)
25 lbs ( 11.4 kgs) 38 lbs ( 17.3 kgs)
55 lbs ( 25.0 kgs) 83 lbs ( 37.7 kgs)
90 lbs ( 40.9 kgs) 135 lbs ( 61.3 kgs)
115 lbs ( 52.2 kgs) 173 lbs ( 78.5 kgs)
140 lbs ( 63.6 kgs) 210 lbs ( 95.3 kgs)
170 lbs ( 77.2 kgs) 255 lbs ( 115.8 kgs)
195 lbs ( 88.5 kgs) 293 lbs ( 133.0 kgs)
220 lbs ( 99.9 kgs) 330 lbs ( 149.8 kgs)
255 lbs ( 115.8 kgs) 383 lbs ( 173.9 kgs)
280 lbs ( 127.1 kgs) 420 lbs ( 190.7 kgs)
305 lbs ( 138.5 kgs) 458 lbs ( 207.9 kgs)
330 lbs ( 149.8 kgs) 495 lbs ( 224.7 kgs)
380 lbs ( 172.5 kgs) 570 lbs ( 258.8 kgs)
480 lbs ( 217.9 kgs) 720 lbs ( 326.9 kgs)

Part 2: Answer the questions below. (Note: the higher score of parts 1 & 2 will be used for your final strength score)
Can you do at least five push ups? Yes No
Can you do at least twenty push ups? Yes No
Can you climb a rope hand over hand at least twice your height? Yes No
Can you do at least five pronated (i.e. palms facing outwards) pull ups? Yes No
Can you do at least ten pronated (i.e. palms facing outwards) one arm pull ups on each arm? Yes No
Do you perform any sort of strength exercise more than twice a week? Yes No
Can you do ten deep knee bends? Yes No
Have you ever performed a feat of strength to show off to your friends (i.e. broken a board karate style, done a handstand for a minute or more, etc)? Yes No
Have you ever performed a feat of strength that would be notable by the media (i.e. set a state or countrywide record, bent a steel bar, pulled a locomotive with a chain)? Yes No
Can you kick an American football or association football (soccer) ball 100 yards or meters? Yes No
Have you ever popped a rubber inflatable ball (football, basketball, etc. - not vinyl like a beachball) by kicking it? Yes No
Would it be difficult or awkard for you to lift a twenty pound object from floor level up to your chest and then place it on a shelf above your head? Yes No
Do you require the assistance of a cane, walker, or wheelchair to perform your daily routine? Yes No


Intelligence

Part 1: Click either on your IQ (if you know it) or the highest degree you have or will obtain (whichever is higher):
Degree IQ
A doctorate (PhD)IQ 131 or higher
A Masters DegreeIQ 121 to 130
An undergraduate or apprenticeshipIQ 111 to 120
HighSchoolIQ 101 to 110
Middle School(Grades 6-8)IQ 91 to 100
Grammar School(Grades 1-5)IQ 81 to 90
No SchoolingIQ 80 or lower
Part 2: Answer the questions below. (Note: the higher score of parts 1 & 2 will be used for your final intelligence score)
Are you literate in at least one language? (hint: You're reading this, so you are) Yes No
Are you conversant in at least two natural (i.e. not computer) languages? Yes No
Are you literate in at least two natural languages? Yes No
Are you conversant in three or more natural languages? Yes No
Are you literate in three or more natural languages? Yes No
Are you able to operate most mechanical and computer devices without asking for help once you've read the instructions? Yes No
Without asking for help or reading the instructions? Yes No
Can you add two three-digit numbers in your head? Yes No
Are you considered an expert at a puzzle game like chess, bridge, or sudoku? Yes No
Do you have a reputation amongst your freinds for being smart or clever? Yes No
When watching a movie or reading a book, are you often able to guess how it will end (i.e. who the killer is in a mystery novel)? Yes No
Did you notice the misspelling of the word 'friends' several questions ago? Yes No
When entering a new store or library, do you often need to ask for help to find items? Yes No
Have you been confused by the instructions for any part of this quiz? Yes No
At work or school do you often need instructions for tasks to be repeated to you more than once? Yes No


Dexterity

Do you often stub your toes/trip while walking? Yes No
Do you find it hard to catch an object (such as a ball) thrown at you? Yes No
Do you find it hard to catch an object (such as a ball) thrown/hit in your general direction but not aimed for you to catch? Yes No
Are you NOT able to dance ably even when shown how? Yes No
Do you have a reputation for being clumsy, left-footed, or unlucky? Yes No
Do you break, spill or fumble at least one object through clumsiness at least once every three months? Yes No
Do you play any of the following games/have any of the following hobbies?: baseball, basketball, skiing, soccer (football for non-Americans), curling, figure skating, rollerblading, rollerskating. Yes No
Do you play or practice any of the following?: Hunting, Archery, Skeet Shooting, Nintendo or other hand-held video games (award this last only if you are GOOD at it, enough to win most of the games you own plus any other you've ever heard of). Any other hobby that uses eye-hand coordination may be added to this list. Yes No
Do you practice any of the following?: Acrobatics, Gymnastics, Martial Arts. Yes No
Can you juggle? Yes No
Can you juggle a 4-ball shower? Yes No
Can you juggle a 5-ball shower? Yes No
Can you drive a car? Yes No
Can you navigate in a crowd (Christmas eve in a shopping mall) without slowing down? Yes No
Can you perform sleight of hand tricks, including: the shell game, simple magic tricks, making coins "dance" on your hands, making small objects disappear up your sleeve, etc.? Yes No
Do you have a reputation for being dexterous, a sure shot, graceful, smooth, agile, or something related to dexterity not already covered? Yes No


Constitution

Do you get sick at least once a season (three months)? Yes No
Do you get sick at least once a year? Yes No
Have you ever required an operation (tonsils removed, cancer, stomach pumped, etc.)? Yes No
Are you very sensitive to pain? Yes No
Do you have a "glass jaw", i.e. you don't stand up in a fight long? Yes No
Do you have any allergies (hay fever, lactose, bee stings, etc.)? Yes No
Are you easily winded (out of breath - like after climbing two flights of stairs)? Yes No
Do you quickly and easily become drunk (i.e. are you a cheap date? Wait, that's not PC...umm, do you get drunk after only a few (under 4, say) drinks?) Yes No
Have you ever suffered from alcohol poisoning? Yes No
Can you jog or swim for more than 15 minutes without stopping? Yes No
Can you run at FULL speed for more than 5 minutes?? Yes No
Have you ever run a marathon successfully (i.e. completed it)? Yes No
Can you swim across the Great Lakes or perform any other act of extreme physical endurance? (Swimming across the Great Lakes usually takes over twelve hours even for trained swimmers, but swimming allows you to float. Figure something taking four to six hours without stopping on land) Yes No
Do you have absolutely perfect health? That is, have you never gotten sick in your entire life? Yes No
Can you imbibe huge amounts of alcohol without suffering unduly from it (it takes many, many drinks you get you drunk, and little hangover effects afterwards)? Yes No


Wisdom

Do you often forget things after "just having them in my hand/pocket/coat"? (your keys, wallet, glasses, etc.) Yes No
Are you bad at remembering a name or face? Yes No
Do you often forget about an appointment or duty (returning library books, job interviews, buying groceries, doing the laundry, picking up the mother-in-law at the airport, etc.)? Yes No
Do you find it difficult to stick to a diet, regimen, or schedule and/or do you find it difficult to budget your time and/or money successfully? Yes No
Do you often buy things from salespeople even though you don't need the product simply because you have a hard time saying "no"? Yes No
Do you gamble often? Yes No
Do you get involved in "flame wars"? Yes No
Do you get lost often? Yes No
Do you have a "photographic" memory? Yes No
Are you able to criticize yourself? Yes No
Are you able to listen to others? Yes No
Can you hold your temper under fire? Yes No
Do you have a reputation for good, wholesome common sense? Yes No
Do you listen to your gut reactions? Yes No
Do your guesses usually prove to be right? Yes No


Charisma

Do you have fewer than 3 people you can confide in? Yes No
Do you have fewer than 5 close friends? Yes No
Are you frequently turned down when you ask somebody out? Yes No
Do you have a reputation for being annoying, disruptive, antisocial, weird, or repulsive? Yes No
Do you have friends of both sexes? Yes No
Have you ever had an argument with someone and convinced them to see your point of view? Yes No
Have you ever convinced someone of something even though they know it to be wrong, logically? Yes No
Do people often confide in you? Yes No
Do people ask your advice? Yes No
Will people who have never heard of you obey your commands, follow your advice or listen to your opinions? Yes No
Have two or more people ever fought over your attention/company before, in your presence? Yes No
Regardless of your choice of social life and your personal feelings towards such attention, are you often asked out/hit on by/invited to attend social functions by other people? Yes No
Do you have a reputation for being "slick", "charming", or "dear"? Yes No
Are you considered to be attractive by members of the opposite sex? Yes No
Are you considered to be attractive by members of the same sex? Yes No




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